Майор Вихрь (zabriski) wrote,
Майор Вихрь
zabriski

умные надписи

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Чтобы лебедев плакал.


 

  

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On a Plumber's truck: 

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

   

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

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  At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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